also i dont know if i’ve informed my lovely tumblr followers about the test of manliness i did ;;
my boyfriend said i was jamless [had no balls]. i, naturally, being the ballsy bitch that i am, took him at whatever challenge he decided to throw at me. he decided on the cigarette test ;
put your arms together and put a **lit** smoke between and whoever pulls away first is a bitch cause they can’t take the burn .
welp! as it turns out he’s the one who pulled the smoke away. according to him he wanted the smoke and i already proved my point but whatever. he was just a bitch ;)
anywayy my parents hadn’t noticed my burn (it’s been here for weeks) and yesterday they just did. my dad only had to look at it then me to ask “did you win?”
said yeahhh buddyy ;))
point being :
he knows me too well . ugh . :p
love mah daddehh
