February 2012
this conversation. i cannot even. my brother
Dave: Apparently you "flame" Sambuca before you drink it. THAT MEANS YOU DRINK FIRE. IMMA MOTHERFUCKING DRAGOOOOOOON. RAAAAAAAWR.
Me: Lmfao! Yum. Fire ;)
Dave: Being a dragon is AWESOME. I AM AWESOME.
Me: Forever awesome. I can't even.
Dave: that's like that song forever young, but with awesome instead. "Forever awesome, i wanna be, forever - WAIT I AM FOREVER AWESOME. AM DRAGON."
Davdor was a man! a DRAGON-MAN!!
Okay. I think I'm done. Deep breaths. DRAGON BREATHS BITCHES.
Me: and exhale . Ohh shit, there foes another half of the rainforest ;; shiiit .
Dave: NO DON'T BREATHE OU -- dammit
Me: Fuuck it. Let's have a bonfire :')
Dave: IMMA FIRIN MAH DRAGON LAZAAAAAARRRRRRR FWOOOOOOOOOOOSH .
also i dont know if i’ve informed my lovely tumblr followers about the test of manliness i did ;;
my boyfriend said i was jamless [had no balls]. i, naturally, being the ballsy bitch that i am, took him at whatever challenge he decided to throw at me. he decided on the cigarette test ;
put your arms together and put a **lit** smoke between and whoever pulls away first is a bitch cause...
that awkward moment where i’d rather be single on valentine’s day than stressing my fucking head over this bullshit .
potato salad, ginger ale, Mitch Albom, chocolates&&spearmint leaves, aaand a hot water bottle for my aching knee <3
now i just need you, and it’d be perfect .
multigrain tostito scoops, herb and garlic cream cheese, perfect snackage <3
How are you really gunna call me a cunt ?
My boyfriend tells me pretty much every day that I’m weird as fuck . I blame tumblr .
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
I remember when I could tell tumblr anything . Now ? If I spill these beans everyone is in serious trouble .
#realtalk.
Also go giants for winning against my always hated pats :’)
Why does everyone always have something to prove ?
Yo yo
Tumblr on da phone . Why did it take me so long to realize this ?
January 2012
i have faith in you, baby.
all these people telling me to walk away aren’t seeing in you what i do, aren’t believing in you the way i do. let’s prove them wrong. okay?
sleeeeeeeeeeep
i got told i look like a cow girl today , idk .
parents: why are you laughing at the computer.
i feel like, since you’re kind of an asshole, this should be an easy decision to make.
though considering everything you’ve already done to prove that theory wrong, i’m having a hard time with this.
don’t worry, i’m still completely ready to drop you at the first sign of more of your bullshit .
but i’m normally not this nice to people i consider to be a...
Bong time~
yeah yeah
bacon and eggs is an acceptable food at any time, mother.
you dare challenge me